Mike Pilewski writes about life, politics and culture in the United States
Yes, I was an altar boy. No, I wasn’t abused. I was also a Boy Scout, and I wasn’t abused there either. Yet judging by all the scandals that have come out over the years, there must have been some potential for it. The European controversy over the Catholic church has again spilled over to the United States, and in … >>
Three weeks ago, this column expressed the opinion that Barack Obama was wasting his time trying to get Republican support for his health-care reform bill. And, lo, in the historic vote held close to midnight on Sunday, not a single Republican voted for it. All Obama needed to do was concentrate on appeasing conservative Democrats — but even that was … >>
Last Sunday, March 14, a friend called me from Boston. It was Pi Day. David happily reported that the local bakeries and pizza parlors were openly celebrating the occasion — something the two of us had started after math class 30 years ago as a kind of joke. Our phone call, which we’d scheduled for 3:14 p.m., almost didn’t happen, … >>
Last week, this column mentioned the deep mistrust many Americans have of their government. This week, the government is doing its best to convince them that it’s working for the public good. It’s hired Olympic skier Ryan St. Onge, current Miss America Caressa Cameron, and former teen star Donny Osmond to do testimonials on television and on YouTube. It’s placed … >>
You’ve read it here first: Barack Obama is nuts. My diagnosis is based on the popular American saying: “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over but expecting different results.” In the past 13 months, Obama has sat down several times with the Republican opposition to try to get some agreement on matters of national importance. He’s visited Republican … >>
The best way to learn a foreign language is to practice it with somebody. It was a pen pal in Bremen who helped me to learn German as it’s actually used and who told me about everyday life in his country. In what may have been an early version of this column, I did the same for him. In the … >>
Half a lifetime had passed since I’d seen these people. The year was 2003, and the event was our high-school reunion. Of the 620 students in my class, about 20 percent were there. Half of the rest could not be found. The others, I suppose, weren’t interested, or perhaps they felt their stories wouldn’t impress anyone. The people we thought … >>
One of my favorite Bushisms is one that George W. said when visiting Nashville in 2002. “There’s an old saying in Tennessee,” he began. “I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee [as well] — that says, ‘Fool me once: shame on you. Fool me [twice]: you can’t get fooled again.” Bush had forgotten the second part of the saying, … >>
Do you know what will happen this February 7? Every American does. To many, the date is as big as Thanksgiving, as important as any birthday, and as bombastic as the Fourth of July. It’s Super Bowl Sunday, the day of the championship game in American football. This year’s contest brings back the winners from three years ago, the Indianapolis … >>
Well, the people have spoken. Barack Obama had wanted to wait another week to give his State of the Union speech, but they wouldn’t let him. It would have delayed the season premiere of Lost. So he gave it last night instead, while the reruns were still on. For the first half hour or so, I even thought Obama’s speech … >>